SLEEP DEPRIVATION

Okay -- I haven't had a good night's sleep since I was thirty (that's ten years for those of you who are counting). So.....what's the problem?

Here are some ideas:

1. "Oh, okay, just five more minutes of Leno, Letterman, Nightline, ......."
2. "Sure, I can meet you for breakfast at 6am!!" (What am I thinkin'?)
3. "I need to sleep, but I have get to figure out what the key moment was that led to the loss of the confederate army at Gettysburg (Chalk that one up to history nerd insomnia)."
4. "The baby's crying again. Man, I hope Trudi thinks I'm asleep."
5. "That huge bowl of fruitloops sounds soooooo good at 11:13pm!"
6. 40, 40, 40, 40, 40, 40, 40 ..............did I say I am 40?

Cheers!!